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A "professional" football team from the NFC North division of the NFL, hailing from Chicago Illinois, the armpit of America. The Bears are one one of the most overrated teams in NFL history. The only admirable records the Bears hold are due to longevity in the league. The Bears believe in running the football and playing tough defense, which is fitting since they hail from crime ridden Chicago where many of their fans must do the same. The Bears won 9 total championships, but have managed only one Superbowl despite being one of the top ten wealthiest NFL teams. The Bears have not fielded a decent offense, EVER. The Bears fanbase are a bunch of racist and obnoxious people who live in the "City of Big WOMEN Shoulders" and who also enjoy throwing cups of beer at little old ladies in the stands at their home dump, Soldier Field. The Bears are the only team in the NFL who have a recorded song named after them, which is "The Bears Still Suck" by the Happy Schnapps combo. The Bears organization is usually heavily influenced by their city's pompous media.
The Chicago Bears still suck !!!
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A gummy bear is one who hasn't wiped up after whacking it or getting some sweet bear booty.
Smokey was a very gummy bear after three hours of flogging the dolphin while watching internet porn.
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Pooping in, or putting poop into a tube sock, tying the end, and then beating someone with it so they slowly get covered in poo splatter.
Lanalin: Dude, why are you covered in poop?
LexaLynn: I was sleeping on the couch and Jimmary started to bear fight me.
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A tall boy, usually with a fair bit of hair on the head and body. One would be on the gay side abit but is caring and is a understanding , called Understanding Bear.
The hair colour is a dirty blonde or brown.
Girl - awwwww hes such a Big Bear
or
Boy - OMG look at that Dude over there he must be Big Bear
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A gay British bear that is often donned in sweaters.
I want to take that cardigan off that paddington bear.
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Bear and Lampshade is a duo(?) of strange geeks who make fast complex videogame influenced IDM and Breakcore style music and draw strange cartoons of goats, bears, lampshades, goats, and "snowmans".
Bear and Lampshade's music is way too weird and nerdy for picking up chicks, unless the girl is into that stuff. (World needs more of those girls)
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When an Average or Husky Man Focuses On Weightlifting to Build Upper Back, Delts, Trap, and Arm Mass as Well As Sporting a Beard or Other Facial Hair Varieties.
Dan used to be jacked and shredded, now he's all bear mode and impressive
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