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Any receptacle found in a vehicle used to collect feces during a urinary or bowel movement, normally occurring while the vehicle is in operation.
"Hold the wheel, Terry, I gotta take a sh*t!"
"You better find yourself an Alabama Bedpan, then!"
The utilization of a motorized scooter for disability (specifically morbid obesity) to drive oneself and their defenseless progeny to a location for more sustenance. The progenitor must so thoroughly fill the motor scooter's space that the progeny cannot physically fit anywhere except a small pocket of air in the floor space of the scooter, sized somewhat akin to a Guantanamo Bay Enhanced Interrogation Room (and accomplishing the same effect).
The Alabama Kangaroo should not be mistaken for the Alabama Camel, as the former keeps progeny safe from flying out, while simultaneously ensuring brain damage (due to hitting the scooter steering column) if the scooter were to stop suddenly.
He’s like a baby kangaroo in his mother's pouch! What an Alabama Kangaroo!
The act where a man inserts a pocket pussy into the tailpipe of a truck and fucks it while a friend hits the accelerator pedal.
Johnny's girlfriend wouldn't sleep with him so he asked me to help him preform an Alabama Blowjobber.
The various poses achieved in yoga but only whilst having intercourse with someone in your immediate or extended family. I.e., intra-family kama sutra but more stretching.
Cletus hurt his groin when trying some new Alabama Yoga poses with his first cousin, Amber, last night.
The act of taking a shit on a (female) cousin's chest then jizzing on the shit, simulating coffee with creamer
I just got the Alabama Creamer last night.
Alabama Assistance ; When your cousin / brother / sister helps you take and send nudes.
" My sister helped me take a nude to send to my boyfriend later. "
" So you got that Alabama Assistance from your sister ? "
The act of eating out your sister while she has a yeast infection. Then spitting it into your sourdough starter while she screams, "ROLL TIDE!"
This bread is homemade from using the Alabama bread maker.