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to expose someone's deepest darkest secrets
Me: Yo we gotta crack Mily like an egg.
Sammy: wtf is wrong with you
Shreeto: stop saying that man
Me: ... she will be cracked like an egg ...
A hair-brained, retargerous idea, formulated by a half sane individual
Lol, you lunatic, what half-baked egg did you come up with today? How to force Hilary Clinton out of power?
When you pull a minor prank on your friend or say something stupid to them.
"What did you do last night?"
"Your mom"
"Wait really??"
"I'm just yolking your egg!!"
"Ha ha ha funny!"
When a man proceeds to ejaculate into a condom and insert it into a woman's rectum. The woman will then take it out when it is cooked.
Last night I met the kinky texan bitch needless to say we tried the Texan Egg Roll.
A reference to the classic, epistemological problem of determining the (efficient) cause and a corresponding product amongst entities that could be argued to fill either, opposing roles.
Used more colloquially to laugh off an impasse in which the solution to a problem cannot feasibly be made to precede and solve that problem until said problem is already solved. Really, it can be downright abused on any pickle, dilemma or conundrum.
“The interview is tomorrow but I’m still naked, broke and nobody will loan me money. If only I had a job so I could buy a suit. It’s a real chicken-egg problem.”
“Christian used this turn of phrase word for word in college back in 2007. But it’s been heard in use lately. Where’d it actually come from? Gaaaaw-lee, what a chicken-egg problem.”
When you try to cum but piss comes out instead
Ah shit! I just got a Kinder Egg Surprise !