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Similar to a private investigator, but they use facebook to obtain information about someone. Usually done by a friend, to find out information about a potential love interest. The investigator usually does not personally know the person they are investigating.
Johnny: hey, did you facebook friend Rebecca yet, so I can know her relationship status?
Facebook Investigator: yeah, turns out she is single, and looking for friendship.
Johnny: thanks man, I owe you.
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Usually the same group of people constantly making creeper-like comments on an individual's wall/ pictures. Their objective is almost always obvious. In that they try to seduce/persuade the user to like them, when in fact the would never talk to them in person or vice-versa.
Simple Definition:
Overly obsessed bitches(male or female)
i.e. Facebook hoes
Suzy:"Ohh Xander would you marry me?"
Lucy:"OMG, I love this omgg, You make me drool."
Brittnay:":D I loveee this"
Kendall:"yur amazing. ♥"
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A person who insists they were using Facebook back when it was limited to college students, implying he/she was at some time more awesome than others currently using Facebook. This is usually followed by a vague comment reminising about the good ol' days.
Jane: "My great aunt Bertha tagged me in her Facebook pictures from paintball last Saturday."
Jill: "Ugh, EVERYBODY is on Facebook. I remember when Facebook was for college students only. Those were the days."
Jane: "Jill, you're such a Facebook Snob."
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1) excuse to get people to do things.
2) best way to get something done.
3) if ______ something, ______ will happen
1) if 1,000,000 people join this facebook group, john will admit he's gay.
2) if 1,000,000 people join this facebook group, my girlfriend will marry my ugly ass.
3) if obama says he will do something... nothing will happen
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Someone who is a whore, but only on facebook. This can be excessive wall flirting, or being in multiple fake relationships on facebook.
-Dude, did you know that they're dating?
-No man, they're only dating on facebook. I think she's a facebook whore; this is her second fake relationship this month, and she has a real boyfriend.
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getting your cherry popped for the first time on facebook and not knowing what the hell to do
You dont know how to use facebook? You must be a facebook virgin
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A relationship that isn't quite facebook official, but in which both parties have removed the "Single" status from their profiles.
Jesse just took 'single' off his profile. I guess he and Amy are facebook unofficial now.
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