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When a female who was a lesbian becomes straight, she often goes through Post Lesbian Stress Disorder. Symptoms include sleeping with several unattractive men, purchasing several new purses and growing her hair.
Alex was so afraid of her sexuality that, after committing lesbicide she developed a bad case of Post Lesbian Stress Disorder.
October 15th every year. Is national lesbian sweatpants day. Every lesbian is required to wear sweatpants this day and all straights are banned from wearing sweatpants on this day.
Dude: hey look at that fine specimen over there
Gurl: look at what she’s wearing. Do you know what day it is? It’s National lesbian sweatpants day. That right there is MY fine lesbian specimen.
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A amab non binary lesbian is a person who was a assigned male at birth but now they identify as non binary and lesbian “but they have a peewee😞” if you really are obsessed with what’s in someone’s pants realize having a genital preference is a little odd when it comes to trans people not every lesbian has a Coochie many trans women don’t wanna get bottom surgery because of many risks !
Jex : “HEYY!! I’m a amab non binary lesbian!!! :33”
Jessica (terf) : “BUT YOU HAVE DICK HOW CAN YOU BE A LESBIAN?? Ew..”
Jex :” …your basically just saying you see me as my birth gender..ugh these cisgender ppl be wildin…”
Jessica (terf) :” IM NOT CIS IM A WOMEN I WAS BORN A WOMEN AT BIRTH IM NOT CIS..”
Jex :” cisgender literally means you identify with your birth gender..And you identify with your birth gender what the hell are you tryna say?..”
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A common phrase to counter ur mum gay, ur dad gay, ur mum double gay, ur dad double gay, ur mum lesbian, ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny. Which it often works completely destroying the other party by either heart attack or everlasting pain and depression
Paul: Ur mum gay lol
Oliver: Ur mum lesbian for men
Paul: *Heavy breathing*
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Somebody who likes transgender girls. they also enjoy watching chicks with dick.
afif: u a trans-lesbian
roberty: no u
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Even worse than the comeback "ur mom big gay"
Will most definitely destroy your opponent
Opponent: "ur mom gay"
Me: "ur dad lesbian"
Opponent: "UR MOM BIG GAY"
Me: "*pulls out trap card* YOUR DAD LARGE LESBIAN"
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A character on the popular FOX show "24". Blew up an airplane in order to secure the photo ID card of a photographer. Is a member of the mile-high club. Likes to cavort around the Mojave Desert semi-nude. Failed an attempt to assassinate President David Palmer by poisoning him. CUrrently somewhere in LA (though she might come back for the season 4 finale of 24).
All you have to remember is, "Naked Mandy!"
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