A musical icon who will be a little boy forever like peter pan
loves climbing trees and his son blanket
Ignorant if u dont climb trees
Hee Hee
SHAMONA
(south park)
Michael Jefferson: Blanket my beautiful blanket
1. Somebody who tells long and uninteresting stories.
2. A person that is boring and sour
Don’t need your life story Feek
Yo can somebody get this Michael Feek outta here?
He is a Slave, a Jigaboo, a fucking Coon
It be a fucking tragedy to be a Michael Foster
Michael's house is a dead man’s house that is fought over by relatives of the dead man. These relatives could have given two shits about the man when he was alive. They are narcissists born from narcissists. They literally want a house that is decrepit, rat infested, and in a crime riddled neighborhood. Really! No, REALLY! Pray for these absolute motherfuckers because the bar for them is really that fucking low.
Let’s fight over Michael's house, as we are the pettiest of motherfuckers.
Mike is someone who makes people very scared while staying in snobby shores but always stays true to his Jewish heritage
Michael Breytenbach is the ultimate jew
This is a man that has Swiss cheese for brains. If you meet this man he is most likely high on some sort of drug and will not talk to you like a normal human. He talks like a skater got hit in the chest with a chicken bone. He will most likely pressure you into smoking weed with him.
boy: hey Michael Vega what’s up how was your weekend?
Michael Vega: Hey you wanna smoke weed with me at my crib?
boy: that’s not what i asked
Michael: hey i don’t make up the rules weed rules us all.
boy: are you ok?
boy: oh god he’s ascending
Michael: *Dies*
A type of guy who's such a playa that he doesn't realize it. He's hot AF tho.
Always asks people if anyone has a free going on.
Wears over-sized shoes with lightning bolts on them.
Never follows you back.
Justin is such a Michael Fader, always flexing for his lady and asking if people have frees.
The last thing I want to be is a Michael Fader.