ninja poof

When one wishes to execute the ninja poof, one must have a fart, or air buscuit, at the ready. When said fart is about come to fruition, reach one hand inside of your pants, cup your sphincter, let it rip, and then hold it. Once in your hand you will have about 5 seconds to throw it into someone's face

to self: I gotta fart (reaches in pants and farts into hand)
to friend: hey man you gotta come check this thing out in my hand (friend walks over; throws fart in friend's face)
To Friend: haha you just got ninja poofed

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Poo ninja

The stealthy little bastard that haphazardly leaves brown marks on your undies. Also acts as a scapegoat to take the blame for unexplained events for which you would normally be blamed.

Also known as the pantie assassin (for girls :-p )

Damn - the poo ninja's dealt to my tighty whities!

Dad: "Where'd all the change from my jeans' pocket go?"
Son: "poo ninja must have got it."

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ninja punch

In the act of giving anal sex, while all the lights are off use a dildo instead of your wang and sneak infront of the reciever while they think you are behind them, and in one quick movement turn on the lights and punch them in the face screaming "ninja punch bitch!"

Man that chick was so rude, i ninja punched her and called it good.

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ninja

A woman who is extremely politcally correct and probably a lesbian or a feminist (or both).

I was telling this awesome joke when the ninja gave me the dirty eye.

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fruit ninja

a hand job, performed by free, with the receiver having no indebtedness whatsoever to the administrator

Meesh thoroughly enjoys fruit ninjas, if you know what I mean.

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ninja linking

when you shwo someone a link and when they click it, it doesn't take you to where you thought it would be. Primarily used for prankes that take you to www.goatse.cx or www.youdontknowwhoiam.org alot of fun if used correctly.

I fucking got ninja linked while at work, I've been reprimanded.

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Ninja Piss

When one vertically climbs up a piss stall using his hands and legs with his junk hanging out, and pee pee as best as he can towards the direction of the yellow bowl. He would then release the grease with a very Asian karate chop sound, thus completing the Ninja Piss.

"dude, i heard the bathroom stalls are fucked"
"oh hell yeah nigga, Jimmy totally ninja pissed that shit like a pro asian G"

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