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When a man ejaculates inside another man’s rectum with a gerbil in it
Tony and Jeff enjoyed a late night of milk rat
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When you cum across a girls upper lip
Guy 1: Man you see that chick ogre there?
Guy 2: Yeah
Guy 1: I'd totally give her a milk moustache
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What comes out when you milk ones twat
I stuck my hand inbetween my legs and released a gallon of twat milk
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When two black men perform a DP (double penetration) on a white woman. Then clasp themselves together with their arms so they can't come apart. They then jump into a group of white men and women who are all covered in semen. The group moves on top of the "Oreo" and they roll around for any amount of time that pleases them. This is similar to a traditional orgy.
Kevin: Me and some friends are gonna eat some Oreos and Milk later if you know what I mean.
Dave: I will meet you there! Giggity Giggity Goo!
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Dude 1: yo, where's your dad?
Guy 2: he left to get a pack of cigarettes and milk 10 years ago, he came back a year later with the cigarettes, but not the milk, so he left to get that, hasn't come back scince
Guy 1: damn
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A high level, high skill, and high octane sex move that requires an adventurous man and a slutty bitch.
The man will stand facing away from the woman and she will be kneeling behind him.
She will then reach between his legs and grab a hold of his "utter" and pull it straight down and begin "milking" it.
Once she has been making milk for a while she may want to add the chocolate, by sticking her tongue in or around the man's anus and licking vigorously.
Guy 1: Hey brosef! Man I was such a friggen cow last night!
Guy 2: Why, you mow down some chinese food or some thing?
Guy 1: No your girl friend gives the BEST Chocolate Milks!
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when a woman cant breast feed because her breasts don't produce milk
woman crying "nothings coming out", exhausted boyfriend "yup you gt milk duds"
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