rusty spit valve

When receiving a rusty trombone the man flatulates on the hoes tongue.

Yesterday Timmy gave Alicia a rusty spit valve and she was mad.

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Rusty coin purse

When you bang a chick while she's on her period and your balls get all "rusty". Not to be confused with red wings which is when you eat a girl out on her period.

I fucked this ho last night and I didn't know she was on the rag til the next morning when I saw my rusty coin purse.

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Rusty Goblet of Fire

A Rusty Goblet of Fire is when your having anal sex with a girl/guy and right when your about to cum you stick it in their mouth then grab their hair and yank their head back causing them to gargle the cum in mouth.

*** You must be a redhead (firecrotch) and be having butt sex in order for this to be considered the Rusty Goblet of Fire.

Gee wiz Ron, I think I got tetanus from that Rusty Goblet of Fire you gave me last night.

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rusty protein shake

When performing anal sex. the woman starts to turtle head as the man busts a load simultaniously. while this is happening the man grasps the womans hips and shakes her vigerously. thus a rusty protein shake.

I have to wash my bad sheets. my girl spilled my rusty protein shake all over it.

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Aww Little Rusty

A term used towards Rusthovens or redheaded people to express sympathy or to indicate that this is "someone's day"

Also an expression used in sadness when something bad has happened to a Rusthoven (typically something involving Chris Andersen, a Rusthoven's natural enemy)

Rusty: Chris Andersen just pooped on my head, he's a faggot
Max: Aww Little Rusty

Steve Kerr: And Raymond Felton is at the top of the key, and he dishes the ball to Chris Andersen.

Reggie Miller: And the Birdman with a savage dunk. He is doing his bird dance, oh and whats this, he is now pooping on a fans head.

Steve Kerr: Aww Little Rusty

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rusty fish hook

The act of putting a finger up an ass hole while hitting it from behind then sticking it in there mouth.

I was hitting a girl from behind and gave her a rusty fish hook

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rusty anchor

haveing anal then stickin it in a girls v.j.

a girls bf gave her a rusty anchor

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