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so sleep deprived that you act like you are stoned
Last night i didn't sleep until 6am, and boy was I high on sleep
An easy girl who listens to country music and just lays there while you have sex with her.
“Man, I really like Jessica”
“I dont know bro, she’s probably a country sleeping bag”
To sleep systematically like a ninja so you dont get kicked in the privates by someone who doesn't sleep still next to you. To defend ones privates while sleeping.
Ningetically sleeping, protecting ones self from your kids if they hop in your bed at night.
When you watch a movie/binge watch a show only to then fall asleep after and wake up, then repeat.
Person 1: I totally just binged watched this new show. Fell asleep after and then binged watched another show
Person 2: I'm gonna Sleep-and-Stream as well this weekend
Fetus sleeping is when you condense your body into the smallest amount of surface area you can get until you look like a mature fetus when you wake up.
Guy 2 : you've been fetus sleeping haven't you?
Guy 1 : what's that?
Guy 2 : it's when your body looks like a fetus when you wake up because you curled up into a ball at night before actually ever properly sleeping.
Getting your anus licked while asleep.
I was camping with my mother-in-law and I woke up with a soggy asshole. Must have been that rim sleep.
When a person online gets banned and no one bothered to repost or make any effort to preserve their videos or posts. Therefore they cease to exist.
I wish MontyAnimations was still around but they were never famous and I can’t find their videos anymore. I guess they died in their sleep.
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