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Two toddler siblings take a shared bath. While one contentedly entertains himself, the other stands up behind him and urinates on him.
I only turned my back for a second; when I turned around Manual had initiated a Nicaraguan Sibling Surprise on Isabella. She lucky that he only peed on her back.
When your moistened girl is riding your face and her periods starts just so that you experience a waterfall of red into your mouth.
Babe, you're really moist
Really? It didn't feel that good though.
Well all i know is it tastes really good like a velvet surprise.
1 package of bacon containing at least 90 pounds of the stuff. Does not necessarily apply to non-pork variations of bacon, as these may have a different weight ratio, and may not include a similar quantity of meat.
"I go to the freezer and I reach inside/Wrap my hands around a Costco surprise. What's that? It's like 90 pounds of that bacon dude/That's a lot of pig! And it's aboudda get chewed."
~From the song "Sizzle, Sizzle, Snap" by H20!
A spontaneous abortion while having coitus with your pregnant girlfriend.
"We can always try again babe, this was just a vaginal surprise."
When you're pet give the surprise by leaping on your birthday cake.
Damn it my cat gave me a cake leap surprise.
When your fucking her doggy style, stick your thumb up her ass pull it out and shove it in her mouth.
I gave her a surprise doggy choc.
Same as a normal sock surprise, however, it is done with a used sock and going commando. The resulting odor can be used as either an aphrodisiac or as a way to disorientate your new friend.
guy 1: Did you pull off that sock surprise last night?
guy 2: You bet!...but I did a dirty sock surprise. As soon as I pulled that magic out and she caught a whiff, it was as if candles lit the room and kenny g played played a single breath solo...she didn't care about the size of my penis anymore, love was in the air!