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A cool and well-respected midwest university located in Manhattan, Kansas, know especially for the school of Architecture and Engineering, Chemistry, Agriculture and Equine Science.
The campus is scenic with lots of great limestone buildings and flora. The business and bar district, known as Aggieville, is a favorite hang-out for many college students.
Manhattan is a fairly cheap place to live, but the quality of life is still very high. The best part is if your neighbors are assholes, you can still shoot at them with airsoft guns and not get in trouble. It still is Kansas.
The University is also surprisingly liberal for being located in the heart of right-wing nation.
Mascot: Wildcats
Also home to thriving sports teams.
Kevin: "So I want to go to MIT and study engineering, but I am stuck in the middle of Kansas and don't have enough money!"
Professor: "Forget MIT, Kansas State University is just as good and is only an hour away!"
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A school in the middle of nowhere, but it's still pretty kick-ass. It has basically the best marching band anywhere, it's kind of a big deal, & it makes up for the shitty football. Not really a big party school, but definitely a big sit-in-your-room-on-a-weeknight-drinking-with-your-lame-ass-friends school. It rains practically everyday and it's way too cold. But you can't help but love it!
"Why'd you pick Western Carolina University?"
"The Band"
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A primarily white college in the middle of no mans land, Pennsylvania. Parties all night, study all day. The college kids dont give a shit about townies and run the entire town.
It dont matter if ur black, white, latino or russian, Everyone parties together. School also has a lot of international students who are very hott. The school is about 15 mins away from State college where a lot of people go to party. Good school to get ur shyt done and graduate in time, while also having a good time. Some people think its boring because they never take the time to have fun with other people, instead they stick with the same cliques and complain when they get bored.
Lock Haven University the place where girls are hot and naked girls skinny dipping in the dike are even hotter.
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A beautiful school across from Vanderbilt University in Nashville where students wear true religion jeans and whose parents are well known in the music business. There's no football team and sports teams are pathetic, while the academics are intense. Students can use their cellphones any time in between classes and can leave campus for food or drinks nearby at Mellow Mushroom, CVS, Panera etc. The school is notorious for having a high Jewish population and for its immense diversity. Friend groups are always shifting and a tradition has begun called "Bro Day," when the cocky kids wear their expensive Vineyand Vines seersucker and patterned ties to school. Pictures of yachts and polo matches are hung up and they sit in the hallway during the day drinking sparking cider and talking like the upper class wasps they truly are.
A: Dude, do you see how many asians there are over there.
B: Yeah and all those black kids are there too with the bros
A: And there are like five gingers too
B: Typical University School of Nashville, too much diversity
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The only Ivy band that houses the Brown Band when we visit. After the game, regardless of the outcome, we go into the fountain with the Princeton University Band and play. We love 'em, but the uniforms keep triggering epileptic fits.
Brown Bandie 1: We're going to throw a party for the Princeton University Band when they come to campus tomorrow.
Brown Bandie 2: Okay, well we'll need to get sunglasses then.
Brown Bandie 1: It's okay, they won't be wearing their plaid.
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University of Spoiled Children. But really, only the most pampered students attend USC. Everyone knows that the amount of wealth and power amassed at USC is just incredible and rivaled by only few other elite colleges in the U.S. Weather you are insanely loaded or insanely gorgeous USC has it all. No wonder why USC is a top ten international "dream school" for applicants around the globe.
Did you hear that Tina got into the University of Southern California? Yea, I heard her dad like donated $50 million so that she'd be accepted.
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Texas A&M University
-Largest University in the U.S. in terms of land area.
-Home to the largest football stadium in the state of Texas.
-3rd Largest University in the U.S. in terms of number of students. (Student population capped at 42,000 by city)
-Only University with a Land, a Sea and an Air grant from the U.S. government.
-Known for its Nationaly Famous Corp of Cadets.
-Often falsely sterotyped as being "full of hicks"
-Main campus located in College Station, Texas.
--Located 80 miles from Houston and Austin.
-Home of the 12th Man.
Texas A&M has the largest engineering school in the nation.
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