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A "professional" football team from the NFC North division of the NFL, hailing from Chicago Illinois, the armpit of America. The Bears are one one of the most overrated teams in NFL history. The only admirable records the Bears hold are due to longevity in the league. The Bears believe in running the football and playing tough defense, which is fitting since they hail from crime ridden Chicago where many of their fans must do the same. The Bears won 9 total championships, but have managed only one Superbowl despite being one of the top ten wealthiest NFL teams. The Bears have not fielded a decent offense, EVER. The Bears fanbase are a bunch of racist and obnoxious people who live in the "City of Big WOMEN Shoulders" and who also enjoy throwing cups of beer at little old ladies in the stands at their home dump, Soldier Field. The Bears are the only team in the NFL who have a recorded song named after them, which is "The Bears Still Suck" by the Happy Schnapps combo. The Bears organization is usually heavily influenced by their city's pompous media.
The Chicago Bears still suck !!!
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A gummy bear is one who hasn't wiped up after whacking it or getting some sweet bear booty.
Smokey was a very gummy bear after three hours of flogging the dolphin while watching internet porn.
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Pooping in, or putting poop into a tube sock, tying the end, and then beating someone with it so they slowly get covered in poo splatter.
Lanalin: Dude, why are you covered in poop?
LexaLynn: I was sleeping on the couch and Jimmary started to bear fight me.
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A tall boy, usually with a fair bit of hair on the head and body. One would be on the gay side abit but is caring and is a understanding , called Understanding Bear.
The hair colour is a dirty blonde or brown.
Girl - awwwww hes such a Big Bear
or
Boy - OMG look at that Dude over there he must be Big Bear
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When an Average or Husky Man Focuses On Weightlifting to Build Upper Back, Delts, Trap, and Arm Mass as Well As Sporting a Beard or Other Facial Hair Varieties.
Dan used to be jacked and shredded, now he's all bear mode and impressive
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Definition 1: A bunch o' pimps. Plural of huggy bear
Definition 2: The "sensitive" inconsiderate ****s who feel the need to make an impenetrable human blockade by grouping together in the school hallways each and every time they see each other. I don't know if they are oblivious of their surroundings (obviously not if they can glomp their friends from a mile away) or if they just don't care. My theory for the grouping of said people is the motion of hugging gives the whole group widespread orgasms. These groups are often formed by teenyboppers in between each passing period and disperse in a frenzied stampede in every direction 5 seconds before the tardy bell rings. The term for a group of huggy bears is a HERD.
I be goin' out with my huggy bears t'night t' pick me up some fine booty.
Me: Dude. Did you see that herd of Huggy bears out in the hallway?
Friend: Yeah. I hate them. If I get another tardy because of them, I'm going on a rampage.
Me: Same here. Although I feel sorry for the people who can't push through the herd and get to class in time.
Friend: Ouch. They barely escape with their lives in those last 5 seconds.
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A term used by pot heads to refer to the one amongst them who is has the pot, hence the term pot bear.
Dude I can't wait for Jimmy to get here, he's the pot bear.
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