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When after eating mexican food, one places their anus over someones mouth and farts hard. When properly executed the recievers cheeks will puff out like a chipmunk. blumpkin cleveland steamer
After we got back from taco bell Hunter passed out so Manny gave him the hugest mexican chipmunk I have ever seen. His breath still stinks!!
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One of latino descent who preaches the bible, yet does not follow what he preaches.
That thumpin mexican Jason talked about marriage and then was hitting on my girlfriend when I went to the crapper.
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being at the peek of your high when smoking crystal meth or just being on it.
"hey,whut up nick, did you get that gram?"
"yea, but i smoked it all and im soo on a mexican radio right now!
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Soccer game against a team of mexicans, who are usually hungover and somehow all fit into one rotted out minivan.
We've got a mexican fight against "Los Jugadores" today, if we are lucky a soccer game will break out.
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A person of Mexican origin who does such tasks as mowing lawns, janitorial work, etc.
Dude 1: Man, I don't feel like mowing my lawn.
Dude 2: Why don't you hire a Professional Mexican to do it.
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to have sex with a pregnant woman, & then throw her down the stairs.
you took that mexican avalanche like a champ. bye-bye, baby.
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The act of anal intercourse after consuming a spicy Mexican dish. The act is considered a "true" or "proper mexican subway" if the recipient of the anal penetration has a loose stool due to the effect of said mexican food.
"Ordinarily I'd love to slip you the Liberace... but we just ate some cheap Mexican food and frankly I don't want my cock marinating in the slurry of beans and enchilada sauce you undoubtedly have boiling away in your lower intestine - I'll take a pass on the mexican subway.
or, "If Father McDaugherty thinks he's gonna give me the caboose comunion as penance for not swallowing on Lent... I'm making a run for the border so I can cook his crank with a lethal mexican subway."
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