sharpies in my socks

confused

Guy 1: You know the answer?
Guy 2: I dont know man. I got sharpies in my socks.

frozen butter in a sock

The act of putting a block of solid frozen butter in a sock to beat the shit out of anyone you please

Bob: man Fred beat the ever living shit out of me with his frozen butter in a sock
Johnny: the fuck is that
Bob: let me show you ( pulls out sock)

Cum sock dildo

Your mom

Cum sock dildo is not for your every day pussy

suck the socks on the rocks

When you se some juicy white socks sitting on the rocks and suck them.

Joe: Should I suck the socks on the rocks?
Bill: Of course you should.
Joe: Alright da- man.

Socks Vs Chocolate

Two Homies From The Hood Laughing About Some Guy Who Sells Socks And A Guy Who Looks Like Chocolate. This Is For William And Christian

William : "SOCKS!"
Christian : "Chocolate!"
Random Guy : "What The Hell Is Socks Vs Chocolate?!"

Pink Sock Puppet

1. (Noun) Putting your fist into a prolapsed anus and making it 'talk' like you would with a sock puppet. Drawing on little eyes and a mouth with a sharpie is optional and not recommended.

2. (Verb) Using a prolapsed anus to masturbate with. (e.g. like you would use a pocket pussy.)

Using a prolapsed vagina instead of an anus.

© CriZzLvsSkorT

1. "I loved the puppet show you put on last night. The Pink Sock Puppet's solo song was the highlight for me."

2. him: "Now that I turned your asshole inside out, I'm going to Pink Sock Puppet it all night long."

Tube Sock Tea

When someone cums in a tube sock, the tube sock then becomes a tea bag, “tube sock tea”

Matt quickly looked around his room and realized he had forgot tissue paper. He quickly made an executive decision and came into a tube sock that he found lying on the floor.
Matt quickly realized that tube sock are the perfect place to plant his wad. Thus creating tube sock tea.