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When she sucks on that ever lasting gobstopper and it’s so scrumdiddlyumptious!
Yo how was last night? It was sweeet! She wonked my Willy
Someone who has a small penis or napper who thinks everyone elses is the same size
I would rather be anything then have a napper like that wakeman Willy
Willie C is ABSOLUTELY an asshole asshole asshole! one minute you think that he loves you, and the next he's scrolling through Tindr looking for "wife material". when you first met him, you thought his lip tattoo was naughty and alluring. but after a night of drinking and aggressive friend-zoning, you remember that he is just a phony attention whore from Hampton. even though you h8 him, you can't break things off because he claims to have good tongue skills, and he also has a lot of bud. moms nut over him.
mom: honey, that maroon tour guide was soooo cute! maybe you should go to school here and date him...???!!!
prospective student: shut UP mom be cool, you're embarrassing me!
prospective student's older sister: don't EVEN think about it. i know that type. cute but a heartbreaker. classic willie c. NEVER go home with one.
When one person, with hands dripping wet, sneaks up behind another person and quickly wedges their soaked hands upwards into the armpits of the previously unknowing victim.
Dude, I gave her an armpit willy yesterday. She shrieked and then laughed.
The act of giving another a wet willy, but replacing a finger with a penis.
I fucked this girl last night on the couch next to Joey, and accidentally gave him a willy wet dicky.
in the same family as a "wet willie", but instead of licking one's finger and penetrating another's ear, one would directly penetrate their tounge into another's ear in order to directly transfer the saliva.
Donna: he thought he was being sexy by licking my ear, but he kinda gave me a direct wet willie
Kimmy: ew, so sloppy