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whilst enjoying one of what you believe to your own farts, someone else will apologise for it being from their anus. Thus leaving you feeling filthy and violated for enjoying the smell from someone elses guff box.....
imagine sitting, watching the tv, full of self admiration for having bowels capable of developing and delivering a smell so hideous to others but fragrant to yourself when you nan fess's up to having split her cholostomy bag. - fart raped
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An old guy that is just not right
Peter turned the age of an old fart officially on Nov 22nd but, had been practicing for quite some time.
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I series of short but loud farts, slipping out of your anus rapidy. If preformed correctly, it will sound much like the suffling of cards.
PL.. PL... PL.. PLPLPLPLPLPLPLPLRRRRRRRIIIPPP.
"HEY YOU'RE PLAYING CARDS? I'LL PLAY.".....
"oh that wasnt cards. It was just a shuffle fart"
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A hot fart that lingers around the anus making you nervous that you may have soiled yourself.
1. Be right back guys, need to check if I just did a shithot fart or actually shit myself.
2. I thought I shit myself when I was doing Dave's Mum the other night, but it was just a shithot fart.
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When you fart and a Poop comes out, Doodoo fart
Mom to 3 month baby: oh you cutiepie did you do a stinky fart? Oh no I think it’s a Doodoo fart
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A loud, long, voluminous, and smelly fart, with reference to Acts 2:1-2 in the King James Version of the Bible, where Jesus's disciples are visited by the Holy Spirit in an upper room: "And when the day of Pentecost was fully come, they were all with one accord in one place. And suddenly there came a sound from heaven as of a rushing mighty wind, and it filled all the house where they were sitting."
She: OMG!!! I've never heard a fart go on as long as that and so loud. Open the windows or we'll all suffocate!
He: Yea, amazing isn't it. Every time I eat curry, I fart like that. I call it my pentecostal fart.
She: You're bad.
He: I know.
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Passing gas with blatant disregard for one's surroundings, environment or company. Free-farting is so natural that often the subject isn't even aware of doing so.
I had no idea I had been free-farting until I realized that the whole classroom was looking at me in disgust. freefartingfartembarrass
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