“I play minecraft”

They have fast fingers and know how to use them.

“Ayy man what those hands do?”
“i play minecraft”
“oooh he got fast fingers”

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Play me pussy

To take as a joke.

To treat someone as though they are weak.

“She really tried to play me pussy. Like I won’t beat her ass.”

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playing jack and the beanstalk

stimulating an erect penis until it reaches climax/cums

can be a hand job or masturbation/jerking off

jack slid up and down the bean stalk until there were clouds in the sky and the beanstalk fell limply to the ground <--playing jack and the beanstalk

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playing the hairy harmonica

To entertain by blowing the incredibly popular folk instrument that, characteristically, has two lip plates enclosing a long fipple, two holes - but only one ever fingered - and a wail switch. Skilled players use lip, tongue and mouth movements to create ecstatic music out of some lucky woman. (NB - in most countries you must be a least 16 years of age to play.)

"I have a young music student that has requested I show her how I go about 'playing the hairy harmonica'. Although I am a Professor of Music and expert flautist I am unfamiliar with this exact instrument. Can someone offer advice?"
"Yeah, bud - hold your breath in the wind section."

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playing the gay card

Entertainers in the public eye, who increasly advertise their particular sexual orientation in public, the more popular they become, are "Playing the gay card."

John Barrymore, who formally was not widely known as a homosexual now uses many opportunities to advertise the fact. He is often "playing the gay card."
Such people and there are many, must have previously believed that their sexual orientation may have been a hinderance in their careers. In reality, it hardly makes any difference to the general public who aren't that bothered. But continual reference to it gets boring.

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Playing the V-Chord

Playing any chord upon any stringed instrument and simultaneously shoving said instrument into a vagina.

Josh: Last night I was playing my guitar to Haley, and She Told me to start Playing the V-Chord.
Aaron: Damn! Good Job!

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Adult Parallel Play

When a bunch of people are sitting in a cafe interacting with their laptops or phones rather than with each other.

Isn't it fascinating how so many people engage in adult parallel play in cafes and then complain about how lonely they are?

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