suck my back

this phrase means fuck you.

hey, you, yeah you, suck my back!

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Suck My Turd

a quality come back when "get fucked" just won't do

BEN: Hey, I banged your girlfriend last night

TOM: Suck my turd dude

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How to suck dick

Well, what u want to do is unzip his pants then pull out his dick you then want to put it in ur mouth and pull in and out in and out in and out (moaning noises)"ugh, ugh, it's so big ugh,UGH, and ugh, jui- UGH -cy UUUUUGH, give it to me ugh just give it" and then u want to start fucking (more moaning)"uuugh, baby fuck me, uuugh, just fuck me real uuuuugh, hard," him: ok "uugh, HARDER, HARDER, HARDER" ugh, ugh, baby fuck me HARDER, UUUUUUGH" "LICK THIS PUSSY BABY LICK IT" "suck my TITS suck 'em UUUUUUGH UUUUGH UUUUGH UUUGH UUUGH UUUUUUUUUUUGH" "yeah baby FUCK me HARD," him: ok "UUUUGH UUGH UUUUGH HARDER HARDER HARDER UUUUUUUUUUUUUGH"

Last night I went to the bar and went home with some guy we fucked real hard, I moaned so much!! We also recorded how to suck dick I was demonstrating it. What you do is u unzip his pants pull out his dick and pull in and out in and out in and out

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go suck yourself

quote from dank movie

"go suck yourself you faggot ass hipster"

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Emma Sucks Cock

A girl who goes by her middle name, notorious for sucking off the whole team.

Approve this so I can get an urban dictionary mug that says this shit, lmao. Emma sucks cock for real.

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suck you up

what a girl says 2 a guy whose dick she wants to suck

girl: ooo baby u fine u gonna let met suck you up

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suck my gouche

To perform a pointless, unsanitary and disturbing type of oral sex. In which the oral sexer sucks the gouche of the oral sexee.

Can be used as an insult or demand for someone who pisses you off.

Shortened to SMG (not sub-machine gun).

Yo andy get on ur knees and suck my gouche.

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