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The day when urban dictionary became a thing...
guy 1 : what happened in December 9, 1999?
guy 2 : urban dictionary came.
when you become the literal physical embodiment of boredom, you are so bored to the point that you literally want to kill yourself.
"Hey, I'm so bored and I wanna kill myself."
"1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)PpOoIiUuYyTtRrEeWwQqAaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLlMmNnNnBbVvCcXxZz"
Well, THANK you --- FINALLY! Dat is what I've been waiting to hear for da last three minutes!
Advice to CEOs everywhere: Most of da folks who call your service-center will need to verbally inquire/protest about their matter of business --- i.e., their question or issue is not something dat they can resolve themselves by merely using your automated phone system --- and so why not offer them DAT option FIRST, rather than making them suffer through a whole tedious-and-useless-to-them menu-litany before their exasperated ears eventually hear da welcome words, "To speak with a customer service representative, press 9"?! Why subject their distressed/confused/hurried selves to those other eight "press one for this, press two for this" possibilities which they very seldom could use, anyway?!
P.S. And yes, we already know da answer to this question: namely, da board of directors hope dat one of da other non-human-interaction options will work for a particular caller, thus saving da company time and money by having to hire fewer phone-secretaries. But da point here is dat this so seldom actually happens in real life --- again, most people who call customer service do so precisely because they ARE needing to speak to someone at da company about their problem --- and so why needlessly delay them from getting da info and/or assistance they need to resolve their issue, when most of them are gonna end up having to speak to a customer service rep anyway, and so those other options dat you're offering them will seldom actually save any time or additional-employee salaries in da end?
National kiss your gay friend day! It will certainly make him very happy
Peter : hey, why did you kiss me
John : oh, it’s 9 February!
Peter : ok! WAIT WHAT
The Norwegian National day to get as drunk as possible, based on last year`s event in norway where close to 100 people met up on an island and got as drunk as possible
Do you look forward for 9.th of August?
"Yes i,m always looking forward to get as hammered as possible"
A 6d thing that prohibits anything from existing.
There are no uses for the word in a sentence, but it's used in common words to describe it, for example:
Wow, I wonder why the thing that stops things from existing {bvd yuwsuhnjdfcgvhbnuwsedfghd5fnm8g,9} is very powerful...
National text @heluvsjas on instagram day
p1:i followed and text jas today on insta
p2: "oh yeah, its november 9th!"