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When a girl is attempting to find some male company, normally of the between-the-sheets variety. in other words, making it clear how much they want a boner.
"Dude, this girl has been sending me the dirtiest text messages all night."
"Dang dude, she must be working the Boner Patrol night shift"
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The term for the occasion when two or more males engage in the act of schnooking or masturbating in the same room
Jack: Dude, I think Aaron and Mike are in the movie theater schnooking together like Timmy the Toothache. They are even using the same tissues...
Rob: Yeah, they are definitely boner buddies...those fuckin homos
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noun. Pants that use tough fabric (jeans, khakis) and constantly look like said wearer has a boner. Jeans show this the most, especially whilst sitting.
Mom: Wow, Jimmy, looks like the new boner pants are doing their job!
Son (blushing, covering pants with shirt): Yes mom... uh, they sure are.
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Noun: A competition played between two straight males in which each man develops an erection and proceed to rub their boners together. A winner is crowned when one man's boner stays hard and the other's goes flacid.
Note: Regional rules apply: Different areas define a victory by losing your boner first... in other areas the still-stiff man is the victor.
Regardless of differing regional rules, "No Homo" is in effect for the duration of the competition.
Tim and Dan played Boner Friction until Tim lost his erection and Dan won.
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When you have such a massive boner that it gives you a massive wedgie
hot girl walks by and gives you a boner resulting in a wedgie also known as a wedgie boner!
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when a girl is aroused, it gives the effect of a phantom boner. It's like having a boner, only girls don't have penises, so they get phantom-boners.
Beth: "aaron and luke were so hot when they were making out!"
Becky: "I know! I got a phantom-boner!"
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When a man sees something stimulating, and ejaculates a small amount (or large amount) from the visual stimulation alone.
While watching TV last night, your hot sister showed up on the latest girls going wild commercial and caused an instant boner fart.
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