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An individual’s tendency to excessively and needlessly purchase overpriced alcohol when inebriated in a social setting and in a fashion that resembles behavior frequently associated with the western stereotype of eastern oligarchs.
“Why did George order another bottle of Cristal? The club is closing and they turned the lights up- everyone is leaving.”
“George acts like a drunk oligarch when he drinks too much. It’s called drunk oligarch syndrome.”
N., When someone thinks they're so cool, and tries to do something, but fails epically.
Person 1: Remember when he pulled a drunk ninja?
Person 2: Hahaha! I do! He tried to do a back flip, but landed his ass in the dumpster!
"Drunk Ninja": I saw you pulling a drunk ninja last week!
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A game created by Jonny and named after himself. It’s a simple card game that’s absolute dogwater.
Jonny: Dude do you wanna play Drive Drunk Jonny??
Logan: No that game is dogwater!!
When you get drunk and sad and then get naked and lie down on the sofa and cry uncontrollably about your boyfriend catching a flight the next day.
Oh man... She really pulled a naked drunk beti last night, while I wanted to bang her.
When you are so drunk and high that your vision is limited as if you are looking out of binoculars.
I was so drunk and high that I had drunk tunnel vision and ended up blacking out.
Shit Fuck Drunk is when you blackout and spend the entire morning hungover face down in the shower
Last weekend, I played in a 32 team beer pong tournament and followed up with 7 soco shots and 7 jack and cokes. I woke up shit fuck drunk
when you get so drunk that you wipe your ass on the shower curtain or towel instead of on toilet paper.
John: who wiped there ass on the shower curtain?
Andrew: it was probably Zach he was shit rag drunk last night.