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A person who is passive agressive
That guy was a total Fire-Crotch when he handed me that sharpie !
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The term used by your asshole boss, when you fuck up once. Once the term is you flip him off and continue your work until you are forced to leave.
Tom is working on a potato display.
Tom's boss: Tom your fired.
Tom flips off boss and continues work.
10mins later cop arrives
Cop: Tom your boss fired you and asked you to leave
Tom: Ok, he's just mad I railed his wife yesterday
Tom goes to the office clock's out and signs papers.
Tom's boss: we will send you severance check through mail
Tom flips off boss and says
Tom: dont worry I will see you again, I creamed in your wife and stole he birth control.
Cop hi-fives Tom and escorted him to his car till he leaves
5 years later
Tom goes to old bosses house to pickup kid and flips him off
Tom's boss loves being a step-dad
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A Caucasian pyromaniac, typically seen with fireworks on all limbs and a sparkler sticking out of his erect penis's urethra.
Didn't I tell you to tell your husband to stop with the dick fireworks? bitch i will cut you! And as for you, Fire-Cracka, you crazy!
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Tyron: Wow tht fried chicken looks good
Javonte: fasho doe
Black ppl love fired chicken
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during an act of masterbaition a man (accidentally) ejaculates on his own body. this usually happens when the man is lying down and is most severe when it hits the head area (the top one) and especially the lip
"ewwww, i jus cummed on my lip, thats the worst kind of 'FRIENDLY FIRE'"
*barfff*
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When one tucks his/her legs into the fetal position standing on his knees alone. Which in turn they relax there sphincter to allow air to infiltrate their rectum. When achieved one will continuously fart by creating a positive and negative vacuum with ones anus.
Tom crapped himself while doing that rapid fire.
Joe's rapid fire stunk up the entire room.
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a dyke who has the reddest of red pubes
one fugly ass bitch who has the nastiest of all fire crotches and looks like she was raped by a rabid mongoose at a very early age and then repeatedly smacked in the face with a metal pole.
yo, sheila has the best of the worst fire crotch ever! tell that bitch to close her legs, its a firey jungle!
Yo i was mackin on some hotties the other night when this fire crotch came up to me and made me vomit all over.
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