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When you blam into someone else's ham sandwich.
Dude why did you give me a Ham Blamwich?
When you been fucking a lot of fat bitches
“My boy John been dropping ham, no fine bitches🤦 ♂️”
this is a ruder version of:
don't get your knickers in a twist
but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist
it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.
both person 1 and 2 are arguing
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '
Blowing your load in a fat chick
Yeah she got him for 18 years now , poor bastard gave her the ham injector n got her pregnant
The act of suckling a female's vagina with your tongue. Also see: cunnilingus.
Dude, Mike totally should have gotten points on the Big Board for ham fishing that girl from Millersville college.
Only used in the direst of situations, when an extremely rude person is relentlessly insulting you. It is both a powerful offense and defense.
Tommy:'Did you hear what Sarah told Bob? She told him to sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'
Forcing roosters to fight is cock fighting.
Forcing hamsters to fight...
Yo, I got 20 bucks on furboi 2.0
Shit, someone's doing a ham hock!