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the only death metal band is fucking slayer. Reign in Blood
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Fucking a robot or an electronic appliance.
Yesterday I was putting the pedal to the metal with my toaster. Today i'll do it with my flatscreen TV.
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A type of music and at the same time a kind of religion. It is voodoo expressed in heavy metal music and also heavy metal music given meaning by voodoo. At a concert the bamd performs voodoo ceremonies on stage and the mosic has voodoo themes. It give a deeper meaning to the lives of it's fans.
Are you into heavy metal voodoo?
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A type of Progressive rock or metal. The "math" part of the name comes from the intricate polyrhythms and time signatures. Bands include: Messhugah, Opeth, Tool
"Holy crap, this band Messhugah is the epitome of math metal! Almost every one of their songs is in 23/16 meter."
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A sub-genre of Black Metal.
Charecterized by really lousy sound quality.
Primitive music and lyrics are usually present in Cavern Black Metal, but are not always a neccessity.
Most Cavern Black Metal bands are considered kvlt and tr00.
The name Cavern Black Metal is derived from the lousy sound quality, as though it has been recorded in a cave.
- OMG, have you listen to that kvlt band Sodomizers of Sodom?
- Nope, what do they play?
- Cavern Black Metal, what else?
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close close cousin of sludge, etc. with a penchant for working class lyrics, down home riffs, and much much resin to slow the rock.
Monster Magnet, Corrosion of Conformity
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Death metal with all the metal taken out of it, in order to make it palatable for the faithful, duped masses who think their tyrannical god cares what lyrics somebody else growls into a microphone.
Why believe in a such a petty dickhead of a god? Probably because they're too stupid to actually listen to the lyrics of real death metal and understand why the bands are speaking out against small-minded religious idiots.
Jonboy: Hey, wanna listen to some Mortification? It's Christian Death Metal! They use lyrics which are friendly to God!
Bill-bo: Shut the fuck up, and listen to Bloodbath, that's real metal.
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