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Troy Alabama is a place full of smelly folks.
Melissa “Them boys from Troy Alabama stank”
When you blow your load in your sister's anus, then use a spoon to scoop it out and feed it to your dad.
We had a lot of fun at our last family reunion. We bonded over a good ole Alabama Snow Shovel.
Bust a load into your sister's mouth and then immediately slap her acrossed the face with a spatula, causing your sister to spit your cum all over your grandmother's face.
You and your sister aren't allowed at your grandmother's anymore, she wasn't very pleased with your Alabama Snow Shovel.
In construction, when you pour concrete into a hole, then add water and mix in the hole
Mix your concrete in a wheelbarrow, dont pour an alabama slab when making footings
When you pour large amounts of urine into the pussy and proceed to bounce on a female with juices splashing out
Hey babe lets get to bouncing and get all Alabama frogsplashing on yo ass
When a non blonde has blond pubes, you have to pluck them out with your teeth.
Stacy has brown hair, don’t let that fool you, had to preform the Alabama Gold Rush to get rid of the blond pubes.
One guy is sitting on a girl in the same position the female would be in cowgirl, except with his dick straight down into her. He then proceed to lift both legs into the air sitting only on his nuts and ass.
Man my nuts feel so ripe right now after doing the Alabama Nut Stand last night.