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A woman that looks good at an average distance of forty yards, but upon closer inspection wouldnt get fucked by any self-respecting man. See also It.
"Holy shit! I thought she was hot, but it's a forty yard fake out."
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Held yearly in manhattan, kansas to celebrate st. patrick's day before spring break when everyone will be out of town
hey, fake st. patrick's day is this saturday march 8th, last year it was march 2nd.
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(V). The act of scheduling an appointment to lead your boss to believe your busy, then calling the client and canceling the meeting the night before. The Stake-Out Fake-Out is completed upon telling your boss that the client canceled the meeting themselves, thus freeing you up for maximum gym time.
Abel: Do we have a meeting tomorrow?
Derek: Yeah, but i was thinking of pulling the ole' Stake-Out, Fake-Out.
Abel: Maximum Gym Time!
Thinking someone is pretty attractive from a distance but is actually ugly up close.
"I thought she was hot when i saw her across the parking lot but fell for the 50 yard fake out when i saw her up close"
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Everyone knows someone that talks and talks about their amazing sex life and sexual partners. Bragging about how they can get anyone to fuck them. Most of them are fake news fuck nuts.
Fake News-Information given to another that is not true.
Fuck Nut- Talks about how great they are in bed way to much. Fuck is sex and nut is someone that’s missing some marbles.
So Fake News Fuck Nut would be someone insanely lying about their sex life. Including who, how, when, what position etc. EVERYTHING is a total lie.
1. I’m starting to think that Dick is a Fake News Fuck Nut. He has to be in la la land because it’s too unrealistic.
2. Gina G-Spot is a total Fake News Fuck Nut! According to her every guy she meets wants to fuck her. She wishes.
While poking your bitches pooper from da inside, you fake like you are going to punch her in the face, but instead choke the bitch til she goes limp.
Person 1: Jim Nene came over last night and I gave him the play action fake.
Person 2: cool, I get his stereo!
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A girl who can't stay true to her friends, people who have been there for her and go behind her back, and don't give a fuck about other people because they are normally also backstabbing, whore because they aren't loyal and like to cheat. Says one thing to your face another behind your back. Normal extremely jelous of you and friends around you.
'aw love you gal'
Then goes behind your back and does something else, "stupid fake whore"
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