It's Your Power, Todoroki

Something cute to say to your powerful gay boyfriend

It's your power, Todoroki!
*proceeds to use fire power but it's gay*

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Carve your pumpkin

To accidentally ruin ones coin purse whilst indulging in the shaven equivalent of a 'Back Sack and Crack'.

"Carve your pumpkin"

In hasty preparation for the young nympho zombie girls at this year's Halloween ball, Johnny neglected to notice the dull rusty state of his razor.

Needless to say by the time he had finished, his pumpkin was well and truly carved.

take your pills

An expression of speech used in retort to someone who is behaving like a lunatic. Implies that the individual depends on medicine to function, and that his/her erratic behavior can be attributed to missing a dose of said medicine.

Person 1: 'Good morning'

Person 2: 'WHATS SO FUCKING GOOD ABOUT IT ASSHOLE?!!!'

Person 1: 'Take your pills man, holy shit'

Tickle your beard

That means sex in the gay community.

I want to tickle your beard.

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Wait, is that your car?

The Gold Digger's Anthem.

She kept giving me the polite brush off until I walked away and opened the door of my whip, then suddenly she got gold digger patriotic: "Wait, is that your car?"

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your granny tranny

way worse than your mum gay and ur dad lesbian

fran: lol your dad lesbian

daniel: your granny tranny

fran: *falls backwards*

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Up your game

A phrase that you say to someone when you want them to be better at what their doing. Or when you think they need to make themselves appear better in the eye of society.

me: You need to up your game bro. She is not going to fall for you if you keep acting like a coward.
friend: I see what you're saying.

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