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Concentrated Heat. Extremely Hot.
The shirt is hot, but the combination of that shirt and those shades are totally zone-fire!
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Fire thots is a member of the Thotobots.. who are the sworn enemies of the deceptathots. They fight for pettiness ruthlessness and savagery.
Fire thots roasters activated!
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When your husband buys you cheap-ass razors and shaving cream even though you have a bad skin reaction to shaving cream; in an attempt to save money by not purchasing his wife's expensive razors that have the shaving gel built in. Thus, resulting in his wife's crotch itching like crazy and having a burning sensation.
I have some serious crotch fire from the shaving cream my cheap-ass husband bought.
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The term used by your asshole boss, when you fuck up once. Once the term is you flip him off and continue your work until you are forced to leave.
Tom is working on a potato display.
Tom's boss: Tom your fired.
Tom flips off boss and continues work.
10mins later cop arrives
Cop: Tom your boss fired you and asked you to leave
Tom: Ok, he's just mad I railed his wife yesterday
Tom goes to the office clock's out and signs papers.
Tom's boss: we will send you severance check through mail
Tom flips off boss and says
Tom: dont worry I will see you again, I creamed in your wife and stole he birth control.
Cop hi-fives Tom and escorted him to his car till he leaves
5 years later
Tom goes to old bosses house to pickup kid and flips him off
Tom's boss loves being a step-dad
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Tyron: Wow tht fried chicken looks good
Javonte: fasho doe
Black ppl love fired chicken
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A Caucasian pyromaniac, typically seen with fireworks on all limbs and a sparkler sticking out of his erect penis's urethra.
Didn't I tell you to tell your husband to stop with the dick fireworks? bitch i will cut you! And as for you, Fire-Cracka, you crazy!
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When one tucks his/her legs into the fetal position standing on his knees alone. Which in turn they relax there sphincter to allow air to infiltrate their rectum. When achieved one will continuously fart by creating a positive and negative vacuum with ones anus.
Tom crapped himself while doing that rapid fire.
Joe's rapid fire stunk up the entire room.
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