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The act of lubing up a balloon and proceeding to insert it into your partner's anus and then pumping it up aggressively. After inserted and pumped up, you may attempt to pop the balloon with your penis or other penis-shaped objects. Preferably a chilled cucumber.
Wow! I can't believe she's still limping from that Louisiana Road Block I gave her last night.
When urban youth all stand in the road making it impossible to pass without hitting one. Then one stands directly in front of the car while the others aproach to harass or rob the driver.
Look at those fools standing in the road trying to make a Ghetto Road Block unfortunantely for them they are unclear of physics and I have bad brakes!
When a desperate girl or woman (typically overweight) lights up your Facebook with comments that make it appear as if the two of you are dating. This usually happens whenever your relational status is set to single (and in some cases when you don’t have a relational status set). By doing this, she effectively sends a nonverbal signal to potential mates that you are already dating, but haven’t made it “official” yet.
Desperado’s comment on wall: "Hey thanks so much for talking with me last night! I can’t wait to see you next weekend!"
The poor male’s mental response: "What the hell? Since when does ‘nothin’ as a response to ‘whats up?’ on Facebook chat constitute as talking? Next weekend? What the fu- oooohh, that bitch is trying to Facebook cock block!"
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when two or more females and at least one male are saying goodnight and the situation occurs where one female makes the other say goodnight before her to prevent the first girl being alone with male.
'i wanted to kiss Mike back there and you like, totally jock-blocked me!'
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When your room mate is about to score with a girl, cover your ass in chocolate sauce and run into the room naked yelling "damnit we're out of toilet paper!!! I gotta wipe my ass!!"
Dude, my asshole room mate did an ultimate cock block on me!
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When someone is attempting to wheel but can't. The idea is that while a wheel can move, a cinder block rotating doesn't get anywhere.
Guy 1: I asked Sarah out to coffee again, but she said she's still sick.
Guy 2: Dude, I saw her at the bar yesterday - you're just cinder blocks in motion. Move on.
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New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits.
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