If Manhattan and the Jersey Shore have a baby.
Man 1: Ayo, yous finna go to Staten Island?
Man 2: Nahhh let’s just chill at Sea Side instead.
Man 1: Ight Bet.
A secret tomato farm located below the New Jersey Turnpike.
Is often riddled with rotten sewage, silicone, and Vicodin tablets.
Birthplace of the Black Plague, Parliament cigarettes, and Crash Bandicoot.
Legend has it a group of Native Americans from the nearby village of Ronkonkoma discovered the prepubescent land in 1586 and decided to name it "Staten Island" after one of its villagers contracted Hepatitis from a nearby jellyfish.
A borough that is only active if u go to the hoods in the north shore(Park hill, Stapleton, New Brighton, West Brighton, Port Richmond, Marines Harbor, Arlington, Berry Homes , South Beach pjs, and todt hill pjs). If you don’t live in any of those places you are just a white kid that all the other boroughs sees us as.
Yo what part of Staten Island are u from?
I’m from the Harbor
Some one that is from Long Island.
Typically used to show u are from New York, yet not a real New Yorker. You will probably get clowned on more if u introduce yourself as a New Yorker, and then reveal your from Long Island, As if you would of just started of by saying ur a Long Islander.
P1 - "Yerr what's mobbin"
P2 - "Greetings"
P1 - "Ayo brodie where's u from g"
P2 - "Oh I'm a Long Islander"
P1 - "Ight Ight, Respek"
Located at zero longitude and zero latitude (or at 0 degrees north and 0 degrees east) in the South Atlantic Ocean—where the prime meridian meets the equator—where it would be if it actually existed.
Null Island is a mélange of real and imaginary geography, of mathematical certainty, and pure fantasy.
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A huge heap of turds that rise majestically above the toilet's water line that resemble the Thunderbirds island
Had a ruby last night. Made a Tracey Island this morning
Are often passed from friend to friend - dents and scrapes are mandatory - buy a nice seat cover at least for the driver side - Do not repaint or get the dents fixed - do not lend it to a friend unless they are agreeable to a cash replacement - stay left and aim at something cheap.
My island car crapped out on me on my way to work.