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When both you and your spouse were homeschooled and just got married, but you literally have no idea what to do on your wedding night because your fundamentalist pastor preached how bad sex was at least once a month. Usually, homeschool wedding nights involve the couple awkwardly sitting on the opposite sides of the bed in homeschool attire (men wear plaid button-down shirts and jeans; the women wear plain dresses) while nervously glancing at each other. Eventually, usually the husband, reaches over and pokes the wife on the shoulder, making her so nervous that she runs out of the room.
"Dude, did you see that Titus and Louise just got married?"
"Yeah man, I bet that was a hilarious homeschool wedding night!"
It's been a hard day's night
And I've been working like a dog
It's been a hard day's night
I should be sleeping like a log
But when I get home to you I'll find the things that you do
Will make me feel alright
You know I work all day
To get you money to buy you things
And it's worth it just to hear you say
You're gonna give me everything
So why on earth should I moan, 'cause when I get you alone
You know I feel ok
When I'm home
Everything seems to be right
When I'm home
Feeling you holding me tight, tight, yeah
It's been a hard day's night
And I've been working like a dog
It's been a hard day's night
I should be sleeping like a log
But when I get home to you I'll find the things that you do
Will make me feel alright, oww
So why on earth should I moan, 'cause when I get you alone
You know I feel ok
When I'm home everything seems to be right
When I'm home feeling you holding me tight, tight, yeah
Oh, it's been a hard day's night
And I've been working like a dog
It’s been A Hard Day’s Night
I should be sleeping like a log
But when I get home to you I'll find the things that you do
Will make me feel alright
You know I feel alright
You know I feel alright
A night that combines the crazy commitment free sex of a one night stand with the drinking/drug spree of a bender. A night where all caution and morals are thrown to the wind.
"Hey Luke, did you hear what Angela did last night?"
"Naw man, what?"
"She seduced Erica's boyfriend, got wasted, had an all female threeway, and then walked home topless at 4 in the morning smoking a joint."
"That is the most epic one night bender story I've ever heard!!!!!"
a sacred custom dictating that if someone is not a family member or an intimate friend, then one may only sleep in their house/apartment for three nights at most. Violating this is a high offense against one's honor. Go to a hotel.
Rather than spend a fourth night in Alex's San Francisco apartment, Bob took a train to San Jose and slept in a ditch. This way, he observed the three night rule and preserved his sacred honor.
When a dorky guy is able to hook up with a girl out of his league due to her getting obscenely drunk and desperate. Usually involves her dancing awkwardly or other forms of self-embarrassment.
It took a few shots and Neil Diamond on the jukebox, but the lame birthday party turned into a Michael's Game Night for the lucky lad.
A strong alcoholic drink, which puts you to bed.
It’s almost time for bed, make me a Good Night Motherfucker.