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All aboard the porcelain express!! You nestle down for what feels an epic. A high pitched fart whistles out of your puckered A-hole. There is an urgency like you never felt before.
With all your might you squeeze! Your muscles tighten just as your sphincter gives way! A mighty log of fecal matter and gas jettison out of your bungole on a one stop journey to hell! On its way down the log lays down a crooked rusty track that appears to be forged by satan himself.
The poo choo train express was quick, and brutal. It's all over in under 20 seconds. Looking down, the train wreck below leaves you sobbing in your crotch.
Kieran : Dude... go check the toilet. I think I may have caused some serious damage to my anus.
Derek : (runs to toilet - runs out) my god, are you ok? That's horrific.
Kieran : I don't know what happened. It was all over so fast. First a simple toot... then an explosion. I feel like I've been ass raped man!!
Derek : (comforts Kieran) hey big fella, it's gonna be ok. You just had your first poo choo train express. First time is never easy. It's gonna be a while before you're ok. We better go break the bad news to the toilet duck.
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To ride the H-train
(offensive slang)
v. 1. to go to hell.
n. 2. the act of going to hell
"Hey jackass, why dont you start riding the H-train?!"
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A group sex activity where four males use their penises to form a cross around a female's breasts and the female uses her feet, mouth, and one ear to stimulate male ejaculation from all four parties.
Carolee: How drunk was I last night?
Collin: You, me, and three of my buds all got into an 88 Choo-Choo Train, it was awesome.
Carolee: Is that why my ear hurts?
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Stuck Up middle or high school cheerleader,especially one with loose morals.
Since athletes and cheerleaders are the first ones to "Pair Off", they usually wind up spitting out kids before any of their classmates. Their "firstborn" is usually conceived on the night of the prom, as their classmates point to her and say:"That's a Future Welfare Mom In Training"!
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Similar to the McGangbang in a sense, more costly tho and found only at Wendy's. Stuff a Baconator with Spicy Chicken sandwich add a layer of fries.McGangbang Calorie count:970
Lil red ho train Calorie count:1680
Bill: Hey man, you down with getting a McGangbang?
Al: Naw man I don't want no dollar menu shit...I just got paid let's get a couple of lil red ho trains.
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a now found Mcdonalds DS game that has a killer soundtrack
Guy 1: did you see that new Nick Robinson video of the McDonalds eCDP training game?
Guy 2: yeah, I can't believe it took over 10 years to just get out of that title screen. Can't wait to emulate it on my DS!
The Cisco Certified Trained Monkey, or CCTM, is not a technical certification offered by Cisco Systems.
This is a Cisco Certified Internetworking Expert (CCIE) who designs statically routed networks.
A bunch of Cisco certified trained monkeys have ruined my network.