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a quality come back when "get fucked" just won't do
BEN: Hey, I banged your girlfriend last night
TOM: Suck my turd dude
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Well, what u want to do is unzip his pants then pull out his dick you then want to put it in ur mouth and pull in and out in and out in and out (moaning noises)"ugh, ugh, it's so big ugh,UGH, and ugh, jui- UGH -cy UUUUUGH, give it to me ugh just give it" and then u want to start fucking (more moaning)"uuugh, baby fuck me, uuugh, just fuck me real uuuuugh, hard," him: ok "uugh, HARDER, HARDER, HARDER" ugh, ugh, baby fuck me HARDER, UUUUUUGH" "LICK THIS PUSSY BABY LICK IT" "suck my TITS suck 'em UUUUUUGH UUUUGH UUUUGH UUUGH UUUGH UUUUUUUUUUUGH" "yeah baby FUCK me HARD," him: ok "UUUUGH UUGH UUUUGH HARDER HARDER HARDER UUUUUUUUUUUUUGH"
Last night I went to the bar and went home with some guy we fucked real hard, I moaned so much!! We also recorded how to suck dick I was demonstrating it. What you do is u unzip his pants pull out his dick and pull in and out in and out in and out
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A girl who goes by her middle name, notorious for sucking off the whole team.
Approve this so I can get an urban dictionary mug that says this shit, lmao. Emma sucks cock for real.
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what a girl says 2 a guy whose dick she wants to suck
girl: ooo baby u fine u gonna let met suck you up
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To perform a pointless, unsanitary and disturbing type of oral sex. In which the oral sexer sucks the gouche of the oral sexee.
Can be used as an insult or demand for someone who pisses you off.
Shortened to SMG (not sub-machine gun).
Yo andy get on ur knees and suck my gouche.
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A lesbian way of saying 'suck my balls.'
I cut this lezzer off in traffic and she yelled 'suck my ovaries' at me. It was gross.
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