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The penultimate power bottom: hold on to your hats and seek the nearest fallout shelter.
After having anal intercourse for twelve hours, taking twenty two loads, and gone through three family-sized bottles of personal lubricant Richard was labeled a dirty-cumhungry-sloppy-gapingholed-depository. He replied grinning, "I take umbrage at that statement, I prefer 'Nuclear Power Bottom!'"
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a gay male who is always on the bottom in gay sex; normally the one who takes in in the butt.
"Man Reed is major power bottom
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Something you say when someone says or does something so bold that all you can do is respect it, no matter how outrageous it may be
Caleb: Yo I’m tripping on acid rn and this girl wants to fuck me. I’m gonna have her fuck me while I wear a VR headset.
Matt: POWER MOVES ONLY
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the act of peforming an almost superhuman uppercut to the taintal region to an unexpecting victim, both a swift and might blow, of course while screaming "PERINEUM POWER PUUUUUUUUUNCH!!!!" Also known as the triple P.
I defintely got Libby with the PERINEUM POWER PUNCH!!!!
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A shit that has a fart stuck in behind it.
When you go to the toilet with a rocket-powered shit, the result depends on the type if shit- if runny, it will erupt and spray everywhere, covering the toilet bowl in modern art. If dry, all the shit will force itself from your anus in one log, leaving no mess behind, and creating a huge splash as it cannons into the water. A rocket-powered shit will need no wiping after, as the fart cleans it all up for you.
Bob: dude I need to go take a shit
John: cool man tell me how it goes
(Explosion and subsequent screams emanate from the vicinity of the bathroom)
Bob returns.
John: oh god, what have you done?
Bob: fuck. That shit was no ordinary shit.
John: oh my god
Bob: it was a ROCKET-POWERED SHIT
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The act of taking a very, very long number 1, perhaps with frequent pauses in between urination and then resuming urination at full force. As seen in the evacuation stage of the unfreezing process as seen in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
I just took such a huge piss from drinking so much water. It was kinda like an Austin Powers Piss.
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Power Struggle Theory is the idea that a weakling is going to be most sensitive to a power struggle. This is akin to when a small dog barks wildly. This theory describes the behavior of young women who hunt for attention and enjoy keeping men at their fingertips. The vast majority of young women on sites such as Tinder and Facebook love to be in control of interactions with men and get off on the feeling of power they hold over them. Relinquishing such power is not in the interests of such a weakling, as then men would gain the upper hand in all areas. Such women usually have multiple “safe” beta males orbiting them. The woman gets a different type of stimulation and pleasure from each of the orbiters; also known as juggle play. A confident man does not need to engage in power struggles because he feels good about himself on his own. Most attractive young women realize the gig is up once the power struggle ends. They like to extend the struggle as long as possible to maintain their power and because of their fear a man will realize she brings less character to the table than he thought.
Guy 1: Why does she reply to only 30% of my messages? I thought women loved to get attention.
Guy 2: Not necessarily. Why do you think many women interpret your interest in them as weakness?
Guy: I don’t know. They don’t like muff munchers?
Guy 2: Power Struggle Theory in practice.
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