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Woodlands ring sec

woodlands ring sec is not a good school. Many gangster wannabe. Some gangster even shout so loud ( I thot the school was on fire ). Gangster wannabes always use phones in the toilet. Speaking of toilets, the toilets have shit at the side or on the wallls. Idk wat are the cleaners are doing. School is very poor. tables and chairs are all old and in bad condition. Do not have lifts so we have to walk up the stairs everyday. The art room is very old and dusty. Most of the Teachers are fine but ONE of them is very unreasonable, also known as the Karen. The canteen food is very expensive and unhygienic. Most of the food have ants ( there was once with cockroach) I love the chicken rice stall. there are aircons which are displayed. ( never once on ) even though school is poor but the teacher are rich 💰💵. Carpark are full of luxury cars ( have Aston Martin )

food in woodlands ring sec tastes good.

try eating it and hope you can still come to school tomorrow :)

by chickennuggetisgood August 24, 2021


oriental beef ring

The act of using a Chinese finger trap for the joining of two erect penises. Each participant begins jerking their abdomen back and forth to see who climaxes first.

Hey Bill, I heard of this thing called oriental beef ring; let's show all our friends to promote its pleasurable sensations.

by Far from wayside February 23, 2017


curtain rings

When a womans vagina has meat curtains that hang down, and yet she has rings pierced on the elongated labia.

Damn! That bitch has curtain rings!

by Skinny dick October 6, 2017


ring me dry

When a male or female sucks your penis so much you run out of semen

Please don’t ring me dry

by Dumba55 June 16, 2021


My Phones Ringing

When you are talking on the phone with someone and they say some dank shit and you be like "Hol' up... i gotta go" then you say "Ummm... my Phone ringing, nigward"🤷🏿 ♂️

A:"I saw my moms nudes one time and it was the weirdest thing thats ever happened between me and her"
M:"Ummm... My Phones Ringing, nigward"

by Anigw@rdM December 21, 2018


Blue Ringed Octopus

Just another one of Australia’s creatures that can fucking kill you. Small octopus with noticeable blue rings, harboring in the Western Pacific Ocean. It’s small frame contains a neurotoxin that will send you to meet Jesus. Not can, will.

Mate I think I touched a Blue Ringed Octopus.

Well nice knowing you.

by Kahjite October 23, 2024


Hell's ring

When you've eaten spicy food and doing a shit makes your ass feel like it's on fire.

"Dude, let's go out for some Mexican food."
"You crazy!? I don't want Hell's ring."

by dav3dlegend September 21, 2015