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a large disk shaped poop usually extemely painful and hard to push out... floats in water
"Damn i think my anus is bleeding from those toilet cookies i made i think i need a rim job
even tho its cold....... its better than warm toilet seats.
guy: would you rather have a warm toilet seat or a cold toilet seat
guy 2: cold toilet seat.
The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect
You: Ight lad Im gonna go clog the toilet
Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school
You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll
Offensive word in Scottish slang.
You are a pure toilet roll, boggin Allan.
Inspired by "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" - The TV Show
Someone (usually careless coworker) who brutally abuses the bathroom/toilet. Especially dangerous if there is poor ventilation and/or poor flushing function or simply forgets to flush.
Leaves door open to fill the hallway with stench.
Therefore "Slaying the Toilet"
- Hey man,
I would not go out to the restroom for the next 40-45 minutes, just saw "Buffy The Toilet Slayer" come out of there
- Yeah thanks for the heads up! Buffy destroys that bathroom shamelessly like there is no tomorrow.
- I know right! He must have come down with that RAS - "Rotten Asshole Syndrome"
Rough gay anal sex with a muscular guy on the receiving end.
I hate being sick, it really throws off my plans to tear apart my truck in the toilet.
Dusty: I don't tan, I burn
Person 2: you're such a pussy toilet dusty stfu