anal lasagna

Anal Lasagna is when you put uncooked lasagna in your ass, Then you have someone fuck your ass and the friction of getting your ass fucked will cook the lasagna in your ass, then you shit out the lasagna, then you eat it.

Hey bae, Would you like any anal lasagna for dinner?...😋

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anal clipping

The act of cuting somones finger nails with finger nail clippers in between your butt cheeks while you flex your butt cheeks.(This is a sport in some contries.)

Dude i was watching anal clipping on ESPN and i got my girlfriend to do it!

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Anal Beans

Any type of bean place inside of your rectum to gain intense and sexual pleasure.

I walked in on my mom using anal beans last night.

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anal buffoonery

shenanigans; tomfoolery; descriptive term for when things are not progressing correctly. is often the actions of an arseclown.

"what do you mean there's no beer left?! why, that's complete anal buffoonery!"

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anal cactus

to line the rim with needles from a cactus and then sit on your partners face. or alternatively shove a cactus in your ass so their cock gets a nasty shock.

james shoved his cock in carlys ass and went oww whats that. she replied an anal cactus and cackles

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Anal Lube

the shit you put on ur dick/large dick right before anal sex

"Whoa there Charlie is that Anal Lube???"
"Bend the fuck over bitch."

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Anal Combustion

When a women shuves a buttery dildo into her anus, she contracts her but muscles so the the butter oozes out. This is tipicly stereotyped to fat or obese women. An extention of this is when the used butter is used on toast

Jenny was a fat bitch who liked to give herself anal combustion

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