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Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dad: *pulls off shoe and throws it at son*
Son: "Ow! Dad, don't you want this? This way no one will kn-"
Dad: *pulls out glock 19 and starts firing at son*
Son: *barely dodges bullets* "Dad, stop!"
Dad: "You fail test! You stoobid! You not my son!" *pulls out AK-102*
Son: *gets hit in leg* "Ow! Dad, you have to stop!"
Dad: *ignores son* *dismembers son with five shells from a Challenger 2*
Son: *groans in agony*
Dad: *tases what's left of son's body *
Son: *attempts to scream in agony, but instead blood comes out of his mouth*
Dad: "You not my son! Son no fail test!" *lifts off in a A-10 Warthog armed with the Gauzer machine gun*
Son: "Please dad.....please..."
Dad: *crashes plane into son, ejecting himself 30 inches from the ground*
Son: .
Dad: *raids a U.S. Army bunker and steals 10 nukes*
Dad: *nukes house with son in it, then nukes the whole country just for good measure*
Dad: *evades paparazzi and kills families to live in their houses for 4 decades*
Dad: *becomes president, nukes the world then uses mods to terraform Mars*
Dad: *rapes your mom 10 times to repopulate the human race*
Dad: *eventually dies at age 142, wearing a suit with a red rose in his lapel and sunglasses*
No wonder we never saw that kid again.... Holy shit!
And that's why you've never heard of: Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2
If your mom is a Asian Mom. YOU BETTER RUN CHILD, that women will hit you with anything, from rice bags, to a flip-flop. You have to call the authorities, cops, anything if this women loses her marbles. Your gonna die with any weapon this women uses up your a__. This women cleans too much, and yells anything that won’t make sense.
“Hey, isn’t your mom Asian? Oh… I- uhm good for you. She’s gonna beat you up kid. Because she’s an Asian Mom.”
My son so dumb, IQ 21
He try to make friends but they call him, ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she said "Hell no!"
Cause he not da handsome
And my son so broke can't buy the dim sum
He text Ming Li, but she a pick me
Too bad he broke, can't buy the milk tea
If he talk back to me then he get his ass beat
Cause if you try me then I do da Tai Chi
Just listen to your mommy and go eat the kimchi
Or I sell your kidney for two dollar fifty
Do not think I forgot, you got B in Chinese
Ancestor look down on you, go say sorry
My son so dumb, IQ 21
He try to make friends but they call him ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she say "hell no!"
'Cause he not the handsome
And my son so broke, can't buy the dim sum
my son so dumb iq 21 asian rap 1
When you Irish Goodbye a conversation mentally but you are still physically present, so you just sit quietly in the room.
I Asian goodbyed this convo when you started talking about podcasts.
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an asian person who is probably from nyc, the bay, or socal who is ghetto and dosent act the the typical asian; the opposite of a boba asian
Asked my asian homie if he wanted aux, he played mike sherm… these fucking hennessy asians man.
The act of taking a green shit on your partners chest and dunking your junk in it and run it up their chin
I gave my girlfriend a asian chestnut last night
The theory that all Asians are different. You may be thinking, "they all look the same", but this could not be more false. Asians look different because of their different geographic locations they have originated from. That is why, if you really pay attention you will be able to see Asians from different areas are all slightly different. These geographic differences account for many things including the different layers in their eyes, making them smaller, it effects their driving capabilities, and accounts for their small genitalia.
Timmy had 3 car accidents, therefore we know his nationality was Philippino. We know this because of the theory of Asian Evolution.