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The act of sqeezing out the resulting water from an "anal opener"...Therefore cleansing the colon with river or lake water or the like.
"I totally got an anal douche when I busted out the anal opener off the high dive!"
When one is drinking a beverage of any type and hears something ridiculously funny, it forces the liquid into the nasal cavity and throat and out the nostrils accompanied by choking, watery eyes, an empty drink and more laughter.
Note: Can be a slight bit painful if the liquid being consumed is an alcoholic beverage or a soda pop as it burns your nasal cavity a bit on exit.
"Dude stop making me laugh you totally just made me "Nasal Douche" with that last one and its burning my nostrils!"
No real meaning, just any insult of your choice.
A monkey who douches.
Hunter is such a fucking douche monkey, all he does is pretend to be black.
After the douche monkey did her job, her boyfriend, Jerry, was happy to eat her out.
A gay person who has a passion for penis
look at him he's such a twinkle douche
Someone who is a total A hole and also suspected to be gay. (used in very rare situations, but great to use when possible)
Guy #1: I bent over to get my pencil today and this guy made fun of my butt.
Guy #2: Gah! What a Douche Fag!