Mud Bone

a black dick
usually found on black men and inside slutty white girls

the black guys mud bone could not fit in the white womans pussy

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student-teacher relationship

every teenage boys fantasy!!!!
who wouldn't want to have a sexual relationship with their hot female teacher

i was involved in a student-teacher relationship

i keep giving my hoy asian teacher aoral exam

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vampire

ruined by stephenie meyer and her creation TWILIGHT

a real vampire does not/is not:
love

a daywalker
edward cullen
sparkle
falls in love with his meal(that being bella swan)
goes to school
sleeps in a bed
make teeny bopper pussys wet
a model for gayass hot topic
has emotions

A REAL VAMPIRE DOES/IS:
the lord of darkness
fears the cross
hate garlic
sleeps in a coffin
not gay
does not feal love

only 1 thing on its mind,it being blood
turns into a bat
hates sunlight
has a fancy wardrobe(refer to the old dracula movies)

todays modern vapire is gay in my opinion they can love the prey**cough**twilight**cough**.be out in the day light,listen to ipods,sleep in beds,are homosexual,drivecars,can no longer turn into bats(OMGWTF),are daywalkers,wear urban clothing(this goes to all u fags u clam they're vapires),have sex with humans

thank you so much stephenie meyer,you piece of shit for ruining bram stroker's legacy count dracula aka vampire with your fucking crap shit twilight

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the ballad of gay tony

GTA IV new downloadable episode on the xbox live marketplace.the ballad of gay tony(TBoGT) takes the role of LUIS lopez (the character we see in the black and white jacket on niko bellic's story mission "the 3 leaf clover" or other words the mission where you must rob the bank with pakie and his brother and where we last see in that one mission where you exchange the mobsters daughter for ray's diamonds).TBoGT IS THE FIRST GTA story where you play as a hispanic character,luis lopez who is a part time hoodlum and full time assistant for tony prince or gay tony.

the ballad of gay tony will be available for dlc on xboxlive marketplace for 1600 microsoft points or 20$ on october 29 2009. and also on cd with the lost and damned(for 40$)on the same date this version will not require gta iv cd to play it but only the dlc version will need it

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Mario Lopez

the only tool from saved by the bell who does not seem to age

Mario Lopez is fucking 36 years old and he still looks like a little kid!!!!!!!!!! ,no joke
i bet when he goes clubbing the bartender still ask's him for i.d

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photoshop 'ed

what all the people on the front cover of any magazine are

did you see taylor lautner on the front cover of rollingstone??
there is no way a little butter cup could have the body of a bodybuilder!!!! that asshole got photoshop 'ed. no wonder alot of twennyboppers think they can marry this douchbag he is even a bigger tool then mario lopez

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snoop dogg.

1)a studio gangster like fagbag dr.dre

2)a anorexic rapper

snoop dogg. is another pussy like dre who cant rap for shit

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