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A 20 Round full auto mag dump from a VZ-61 where the 1st ejected case does not hit the ground until the bolt locks back due to the weapons high cyclic rate. Note: This only makes sense with nice brass case ammo.
Comrade, I have given the enemy of the state the czech golden shower.
Your comrade: Ah excellent. The gulags are full from all the disinformation spreaders anyways. He won't recover from a 20 round mag of .32 acp.
If it was done to me, I can do it do you.
That dipshit JARemeee thinks its okay to be a dick, because somebody taught him the fool's golden rule. What a pleb.
Muhammad Ahmed Qureshi. who else
"You're Mama's golden boy Ahmed"
A glorious sexual act in which the female
participant performs a bridge, standing up on all fours stomach face up. While she does this, the two male participants, one on either side, proceed to penetrate the female in her mouth and anus, while holding the weight of her body with their arms, suspending her in mid air.
Girl: I wanna try something new and exciting in bed
Gentleman: Let me show what I like to call my Golden Gape Bridge, a special kind of bridge for a special girl I know. It's like the American version of the Eiffel Tower
When you haven't busted a nut for 5 weeks and cum for like 15 minutes straight
The hooker from last night made me golden gate. 15 minutes later I had similar appearance to that of a raisin
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When you receive a piece of paper (or similar) that you can turn in for something exciting.
(Midnight releases at the Video Game store Gamestop use this, you pay for the game, they give you the receipt that you must bring back to get the game at Midnight)
I just went to Game Stop and got my Golden Ticket for the Call of Duty:Black Ops midnight release tonight!
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Michael Scott's best idea to date to promote sales. Sadly, this idea was credited to Dwight.
Michael Scott: Ok. We need, a golden ticket idea idea, to get us out of this mess.
Pam Beesly: Does that mean an idea that blows up in our faces later?
Jim Halpert: Good one.
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