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qu sco aha d. shola. sundried tomato est bonnuit. fronkenshtein. effie. grammatical errors happen. so does life. so do babies. if you have unprotected sexual intercourse with another human being (homosapiens). just to be sure.
truck driver is one. breathing is quid est fruben. tennis balls are yellow with bile as well. stir the tuna with your soul, Qureshi.
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A male prostitute with aspergers from Crystal Lake, illinois and Bartlett, Illinois. Usually prostitutes these 2 areas but many others as well. He is a very cheap prostitute and most often not worth paying.
He also claims his mid grade is high quality so dont fall for it.
Person 1: Hey do you need a uzair qureshi?
Person 2: No I'm not looking for a prostitute, no thanks.
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Some one who can make you feel like the only girl in the world at first, then doesn't give a care in the world for you. Most of the time he is the sweetest and most caring guy, he's got the nicest smile, the most perfect teeth, dimples and you can't help but to fall in love with him.
You're so lucky, your boyfriend is Wasif Qureshi.
Damn, I wish my boyfriend was like Wasif Qureshi
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When a woman is filled up with curry infused cum by a middle easterner. Then queefs it all out into his mouth, so he may enjoy that spicy taste he loves and that smell that reminds him of his dear mother.
Harry threw a wad in Terry and and begged her for the Qureshi Queef. He just needed to savor the spicy flavor!
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Inzamamul Qureshi is a indian boy who likes programming
Inzamamul Qureshi likes Computer science
A young confident possibly homosexual man who enjoys smoking the dank in back parking lots and downing flasks to prove his worthiness to the boys. don't be fooled by his chill demeanour if you put a JJ near him he may bite. He is a Chelsea and Lakers fan and uses past glory to prove the dominance of his teams but in reality has deep sexual fantasies about Steph Curry although he will deny this. Faraz also enjoys playing on his PlayStation but his FIFA skills are sadly lacking.
Wow man Chelsea is way better do you know how many titles they've won.
Stop being a "Faraz Qureshi "
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Friends with AJ raiyan and fade
Wilfred Laurier University
Wifebeater (black or white) and taking a shit
sucking ayaan pp
yooo who's that guy wearing a wifebeater
Oh it's Munzir Qureshi