Green Taquito

The act of the "Green Taquito" is when a fat Mexican prostitute chugs a bottle of Tabasco sauce and chokes while partaking in oral sex and pukes all over your dick, giving your genitals a green tint.

"I don't think I'll ever drink Tequila ever again dude because last time I did, I woke up with a Green Taquito."

lap greens

The bits of weed that fall on your lap while packing a bowl or rolling ajoint/blunt. Usually added to bowls mid-rotation to "freshen up".

That bowl is almost done? Check your lap for lap greens!

green snake

shreks dick

shreks dick looks like a green snake

Green phone

Welcome your phone is full of Shrek porn.

My friend had a Green phone and I disliked him ever since.

green pleb

A common nickname for someone who really enjoys and/or abuses the color green in a way that is considered overused.

"That dude really loves green" "yeah hes totally a green pleb"

green cheerio

The act of putting a band around one’s testicles causing there to be no blood supply to the testicles which make them fall off.

Person 1: My boyfriend cheated on me i’m gonna give him a green cheerio
Person 2: Hell yeah

green cheerio

A small and thick rubber band used to castrate animals.

“The next guy that f*cks around on me is getting a green cheerio.”