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Jacob

Someone that is clumsy in nature and has many friends that don't poetically like him.

That guy might a Jacob.

by dirtman3739472 April 28, 2022


Jacob

The guys a fucking jezzy

“Jacob is here, what an absolute jezzy

by Riquelmeeasportsisass November 23, 2021


Jacob

He has about as many chromosomes as he has had contact with femails. If you hear "your so pretty" watch out as a Jacob is about. Key weakness if being hissed at with the word simp.

Is that a Jacob! Run now before it's too late

by Mkyfyijgf June 15, 2022


jacob

eats toenails found on the floors of bathrooms, easily forgets i’m in his walls, smells nice, usually like fresh winter pine. sniffs babies heads for pleasure, thinks its normal to suck on grandmothers toes especially after their morning jogs. doesn’t understand the mechanics of sex. attempts to use tiktoks to flirt and it always works. down bad but never admits it. has a foot fetish and enjoys watching furry porn. attractive.

do you know that kid jacob?
the one who sniffs babies heads and licks grandma toes?
yeah that one.
no.

by calebs lovely girlfriend December 26, 2022


Jacob

À Guy WHO Love women and also has à Big heart and is very romantic

Jacob the pussy magnet but also the most hearted guy

by TheGoDofawesomeness69 December 11, 2016


Jacob

rudeasshomophobicattentionwhoresexistpussybitch

What is Jacob like?
rudeasshomophobicattentionwhoresexistpussybitch

by March 26, 2022


Jacob

Very annoying sometimes funny but a cheater and a beater

Omg Jacob bruised my leg by hitting me

by Dr. King Schultz November 26, 2021