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This is a disappointment of a person who is short and a penguin
Person 1: Who is that disappointing penguin over there?
Person 2: Oh, that's Matthew. He is useless.
That kid that everyone meets in 6th grade, whose name is always mistaken as Brendan by the creepy P.E. coach. Only the coach, though. He is also a very cool kid who is cool but not that cool but has a lot of cool values! He's a pretty cool kid! Did I mention they like a good story? No?
Is it Matthew, or Brendan? It's Matthur Mom!
Matthew is a very awkward at times and tends to be not so good at sports. Claims chess is a sport and has a big ego that can be over bearing at times.
Sarah: look who it is
Jon: oh shit it’s Matthew. Gross
People who are named Matt that wants to be more like that one guy from the bible and just wants to get bitches when he knows he works a 9-5.
John "hey what's up Matt!"
Matthew "ITS MATTHEW"
John "oh yea bible guy"
literally the most handsome man on planet earth i love him sm.
matthew is my bf:))
Matthew is a brown haired, brown eyed nerdy boi
you will instantly fall for him, if you find a Matthew, never let him go
Girl 1: You like Matthew?
Girl 2: Yeah, who doesn't like him?
Girl 1: I love him, and I will kill you before you lay a finger on him