fish monger

A midevil time pimp. The original word fishmonger means somebody who sells fish. Also known as pimps. Also, the origin for a group called F.M.A. or fish mongers anonymous.

(1) Those fish monger's from fma be gettin it done with the ladies. (2) If a lady needs protection tell her to hit up the closest fish monger. (3) Damn dog, i've been on my feet all day with the crusades, then have to go home and hear my girl nag. I think i'm gonna talk to a fish monger and have him get a girl to please my ass.

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Fish-Shop

The female equivalent of "Tea-Bagging"

Gaz: "I'm going to teabag you next time you pass out"
Hannah: "Oh yeah? well I'll fish-shop you when you fall asleep"

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fishing for crabs

To perform oral sex on a woman who is suffering from genital crabs.

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Ice Fishing

Finger fucking

Colby and Angela enjoy ice fishing in the public pool.

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Donkey-fish

n. An extremely awesome animal that is 1/2 donkey, (on the head half) and 1/2 fish. (on the body half)....

Check out that Donkey-fish!!! Thats soooooooo cool!!!!

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Fish Cake

A Fish Cake is when you fanny fart in your hand and cup it for the one you love (opposit of cupcake)

"Here hunny would you like a fish cake?"

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fish head

Sexual act of oral sex to a male soon after intercourse, where the female body fluids ad flavour and smell to the penis.

"I like to suck fish head"

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