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The hottest bagina you will ever see. It's called Drunk Joo because of the goo the bagina seeps out when the female is intoxicated. Attracts several drunken males.
"Dude, I saw that Drunk Joo's bagina last night! Delicous."
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A man who talks or acts like the biggest loudest drinker in the room even though he has spent the evening consuming fruity alcho-pops and cocktails.
"I had 27 bottles last night and I was smashed". "Yes Elliott but you were drinking Bacardi Breezers you girly drink drunk"!
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When someone is so intoxicated, rather than introducing oneself to the opposite sex with a hug or handshake, they greet them with an inappropriate kiss on the mouth. This was done for years by creepy Family Feud Host Richard Dawson.
Guy 1: Kevin just kissed all three of those girls at the bar on the lips, and he has never even met them.
Guy 2: Yeah bro, He is Richard Dawson Drunk.
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A combination of "Hook us up!" and "Get us Drunk!"
Used when getting a local to show you the popular drinking spots their specific town/city has to offer.
Visiting my friend Devin in Vermont:
Me: You gonna Drunk us up!?
Devin: Fuck yea Man, I know the best bars in town!
Me: Sounds like it's time to fuckin' RAGE!
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The state of mind in which one is so inebriated that the kitchen seems a suitable substitute for the shitter.
1) Yeah man, I don't know what happened to that Cuisinart and 196 piece dinette set complete with napkin rings and douche lube- I was kitchen shittin drunk last night.
2)Nobody invites aunt carol over anymore, that bitch is always kitchen shittin drunk.
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On a Drunk Scale of 1-10, it rates a 10. So bloody drunk you black/pass out. See black out Line 1.
Keli: *kicking Heather* ... Hey.. How do you feel...?
Heather: ...Zz..
Keli: Oh.. She's Burnt Toast Drunk!
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When you get so drunk that you unwillingly agree to anal sex.
Man i got so up the bum drunk last night.
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