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Also known as Jandy. A woman who gets sexually aroused by orange chicken and has a globular ass. Also has a pair of seals that can fire off at any given moment
Panda Express Manager: Oh fuck. The orange chicken slut is back and hornier than ever.
Employee: Shit, Jandy’s here again?
Manager: Yes, now cover your ears before she wraps her seals around them.
Jandy: *walks in* Hey boys, can I get a steaming hot plate of orange chicken please? It makes me wetter than an otter’s pocket.
Employee: Sure thing, but be careful your tits don’t bust out of your fucking shirt after this.
Jandy: Oh I’m gonna have those bitches out in a few moments. Give me a side of crab Rangoons please to top it off.
Manager: Damn it, you’re a fatass.
Jandy: Shut the fuck up before I fuck you like a Russian.
Manager: Get your fat fucking ass out of here.
Jandy: *walks out*
1) Orange fruitcake.
2) Donald Trump.
GOP is not a tea party. It's an orange fruitcake party.
Another word for an ounce of cocaine that is actually divi'd up into 28, 1 full gram per street hour bags and sold at $100/bag.
On the television show where the reporter goes undercover to get a glimpse of the criminal drug pushers lifestyle on Vice network, he discovers a difference between how bikers sell their product versus how Asians sell theirs. The reporter found out that orange hours are almost double the size of a regular hour of cocaine.
The Asian triad later explains,
"I'll order 1 orange and later divide it into 13 balls & 1 hour that weigh 2.1 or .6 on the gram for an hour. The balls of powder sell for $10/point or $210. Grams or hours are $60."
When all your mates think you have worms, but it’s just a buildup of all the fingernails you’ve been chewing.
Had to ask the doctor the other day if my symptoms were orange poo related.
Guy 1: dude did you go down on your girl last night
Guy 2: yeah but it was so hairy I had to peel her orange if you know what I mean
To peel apart ones butt cheeks and insert a finger while rubbing the clit
Katie loves it when John would peel her orange.
When you twist your penis so damn hard that you start peeing, an actual method is used in the toilet for a lot of sexual pissing. Used as a very pleasurable way to piss in the toilet. It also happens when someone gives you the vaccum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000.
"Guys, I heard that Micheal was having trouble taking a piss in the bathroom. He had turned to Squeezing Orange Juice instead. So weird."