Someone who by their existence is robbing you of the air you breathe.
He's a good for nothing air pirate
When a guy/girl wears their hair parted to one side and the hair swoop covers one eye.
Hey look, Julianne has a new do that covers her one eye. Oh yeah! she is such a hipster hair pirate.
A delicious mixed drink with Grenadine, Rum, and Diet Coke on the rocks.
This Queer Pirate is kicking my ass!
Someone who looks at someone else's superbowl bingo card to see what clues have already come up and then marks their own card accordingly.
Scott: Hey look! Schlembach just copied off of Lauren's bingo card to see what clues already came up!
Caroline: What a fucking bingo pirate.
When a pirate loses his booty to a kok rambler member
Pirate AYE_adT_kok thanks for the donation of 10 dollars
When a male places his genitals on an unsuspecting and friends shoulder like a parrot on a pirates shoulder.
Guy 1: Hey Guy 2 is passed out, I'm gonna give him the ol' Pirate's Parrot.
Pirate Hats are clever techniques developers use to prevent their games from being cracked.
Ken: I am trying to play game dev tycoon but I keep going bankrupt because of people pirating my games
Ben:Thats because you're playing a pirated version, its a pirate hat